i will neva sell meh pets I REPREAT I NOT SELLING MEH PETS!!!

and no i didnt buy dimonds to get my crossbreed pets i got at the market for 1500,1230,and 750 sd for them all

Ways to drive people crazy

1. Yell "MY MOM WONT LET ME EAT DARY" when walking down the street
2. Moo when they say your name
3. Run into walls
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a ret*rd"
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time
9. In public yell, "No Mom!, I will not snog you!!"
10. Do what they actually tell you
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people
13. At everything they say yell, Liar
14. Try to swim in the floor
15. Tap on their door all night
16.Pretend to have amnesia
17.Say everything backwards
18.Give yourself a swirly
19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"
20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear
21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times
22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder
23.Run in circles
24.Recite a whole movie 3 times
25.Pretend to beat yourself up...
26.Slither everywhere...
27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...
28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...
29.Super glue your finger up your nose...
30.Talk to a pen...
31.Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe...
32.Try and climb the wall...
33.Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly...
34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn...
35.Put pegs on your nose and eyes...
36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"...
37.Eat your hair...
38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...
39.Eat anything obviously not edible...
40.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house...
41.When you shower or bathe yell, "i'm drowning!!!"...
42.Try to snorkel in your fish tank


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Coco cola went to town.
Dr.Pepper shot him down.
7 up came to fix him up.
So now we're drinking 7 up.
7 up got the flu.
So now we're drinking mountain due.
Mountain due fell off a mountain.
So now we're drinking from a fountain.
The fountain broke,Its no joke.
So now we're back to drinking coke

(color=yellow)

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I
have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside. (the shoplifter special?).

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would
be how???....).

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's
"just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but
wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery
after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of
construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with
head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this
because???....)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now,
somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news
flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat
nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you
to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this
one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Hope you liked some of these stupid warnings. I would think that people should have the sense to think of these things by themselves.

i coldeent blevee
taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the
hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr
waht oerdr the ltteres in a
wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the
frsit and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and
you can sitll
raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not

raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh?
yaeh and I
awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs
rpoest ti!!!!!!!!!!

RE-POST ONLY IF YOU CAN READ IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!