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[1] I need to tell you a secret LOOK AT 5
[2] The answer is LOOK AT 11
[3] Dont get mad LOOK AT 15
[4] Calm down don't be mad LOOK AT 13
[5] First LOOK AT 2
[6] Don't be that angry LOOK AT 12
[7] I just wanna say hi
[8] What I wanted to tell you is...THE ANSWER IS ON 14
[9] Be patient LOOK AT 4
[10] This is the last time I'm going to do this LOOK AT 7
[11] I hope you're not mad when I say this LOOK AT 6
[12] Sorry LOOK AT 8
[13] Don't be getting a hype LOOK AT 10
[14] I dont know how to say this LOOK AT 3
[15] You must be really mad LOOK AT NUMBER 9

Some people say im goth,
Some people say im girly,
Some people say im a tomboy
i say im me
some people tell me im stupid,
Some people tell me im smart,
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10 THINGS TO DO IN A ELEVATOR
1.Shake hands with everyone
2.Ask everyone what their favorite pie is
3.When they leave, say youll miss them.
4.Shout "YOUR ONE OF THEM!"and back away slowly.
5.Whisper to some people "I know your little secret"
6.Ask for their phone numbers.
7.Do monkey dance moves.
8.Say i like cheesepie.
9.Make weird noises
10.Sing loudly and shout "SING ALONG!"

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10 WAYS TO DRIVE YOUR PARENTS INSANE!
1.Moo every 5 seconds.
2.Run around with ur underwear on ur head and tell ur mom ur out of underwear.
3.Ask them where you came from intil they tell you.
4.Run around the house screaming "WE ARE ALL DYING TOMMROW"
5.When your parents are sleeping, jump up and say "WAKE UP SUNSHINE!!"
6.Follow them around with a banana.
7.Attempt to jump off the roof.
8.Sing loudly and never stop.
9.Keep asking them for stuff u dont need.
10.When they say go to your room, say "Room is not safe" and back away slowly

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STOP GLOBAL WARMING!!
Polar Bears are on their way to exctintion and its all our fault. And if you are a animal lover, you would have to be one heartless person not to be affected by thinking about how horrible it will be for the Polar Bears if we dont do something about it. So please, all i ask is 2 things. 1.Put this on your profile if you agree with me! 2.Go Green!

God opened the windows of heaven and asked me, "What is your dream for today?" I answered, "Take care of the person that is reading this because that person is so special!"

THINGS MONEY CANT DO!!!
Money cant buy you love,
Money cant buy you faith,
Money cant kiss you goodnight,
Money cant order pizza 4 u when ur hungry,
Money cant be your date to the prom,
Money cant be there for you when your scared,
MONEY CANT EVEN MOVE!!!
So why does everyone love it?

I HOPE that one day all people of the world will come togehter and have peace between them.

If Miley Cyrus jumped off a bride 90% of youths would be crying. If you are part of the 10% who would be yelling "Jump B**** jump!" post this on your page



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15 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal*Mart


1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!!" and push them behind a shelf

2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!!" once the cashier tells you the price

4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"

5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!"

6-start a fish stick fight

7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"

8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!!"

9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do

10-run through the isles screaming im lost someone help me!!!!!!
11-attempt to fly off a high shelf

12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store

13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line

14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section

15-walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8...

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, calling me DUMB won't make you SMART, calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, calling me UGLY won't make you BEAUTIFUL, calling me POOR won't make you RICH, so why bother

COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU THINK BOYS SHOULD LIKE US FOR WHO WE ARE INSTEAD OF HOW WE LOOK.

IF U love me like a friend would........send me a message

if U like me....... flirt with me a little!

If U wanna date me....... Get in line !

If U wanna marry me....where's the ring?

If U think i'm cute...... I agree

If U wanna make out with me...... get to know me

If U care about me ....... prove it

If U hate me ....... What's wrong with you ?!?



You know you are in the 21st centaury when
1.you go to a party,sit down, and do anything
2.you have never played solitare with real cards
3.the reason for not staying in touch with friends it's because they don't have MSN
4.you would rather search the whole house all day for the remote control rather than pressing the button on the T.V.
6. your evening activity is to sit at the computer
7.while reading this you are nodding and smiling
8.you think of how stupid you were not to notice number 5 is missing
9.you actually strolled back up to see if there was a number 5
10.you are laughing at your stupidity
11.if you fell for this put it in your profile and see how many people belong in this year


Now for something REALLY annoying...

The song that never ends~~

this is the song that doesn't end
it just goes on and on my friend
some people started singing it, not knowing what it was
and they'll continue singing it forever just because...
(and repeat on and on and dont ever stop)

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SO SO SAD!!! |
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My name is Chris |
I am three, |
My eyes are swollen |
I cannot see, |
I must be stupid |
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else I’m locked up
All day long.
When I’m awake I’m all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Chris |
I am three, |
Tonight my daddy |
Murdered me |
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And you can help
Sickens me to the soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because u r effected,
Do something about it!
So all I ask you to do
is pass this on!


a boy gave a girl 12 roses, 11 were real and 1 was fake. He told her, "I'll luv u till the last one dies." She says "Wait one is fake," "Exactly, because I'll luv u FOREVER .


A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down im scared
Guy: No this is fun
Girl: No it's not! please? it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
(She gave him a big hug)
Guy: Can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, only one survived. The truth was, that halfway down the road the guy realized that the brakes were broken and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him he loved her one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile.


First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.








2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.





3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of people(Boys) (not in your family).





NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT!






4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots.





5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.





GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!





6. Finally, make a wish.





And now the key for the game.....





1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.





2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.





3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.





4. You care most about the person you put in 4





5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.





6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.





7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.





8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.





9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.





10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life


NOW...put this on ur pro within the hour you read this...IF you do..your wish will come true. If you don't it will become the opposite!
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92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!

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On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?).

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....).

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because???....)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands ." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)

i have two brothers and no sisters... i have one dog.

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HERE'S THE TEST!

1. Pick your favorite color out of the following:
Red
Orange
Yellow
Green
Blue
Purple

2. Pick your favorite animal out of the following:
Cat
Dog
Fish
Snake
Parrot
Mouse

3. Pick your desired honeymoon spot:
Hawaii
New York
East Africa
Spain
Montana

4. Pick your favorite instrument:
Violin
Piano
Electric Guitar
Drums

5. Pick your favorite soft drink:
Dr. Pepper BRSprite
Coca Cola,
Pepsi,
Mountain Dew.

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8. The time it is right now...

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HERE ARE THE ANSWERS!

1. Red - Adventurous
Orange - Fun
Yellow - Sweet
Green - Wacky
Blue - Romantic
Purple - Mysterious

2. Cat - Feminine
Dog - Loving
Fish - Boring
Snake - Boyish
Parrot - Annoying
Mouse - Brainy

3. Hawaii - Romantic
New York - Busy
East Africa - Curious
Spain - Mysterious
Montana - Country Girl/Boy

4. Violin - Intellectual
Piano - Popular
Electric Guitar - Wacky
Drum s - Wild

5. Dr. Pepper - Popular
Sprite - Wacky
Coca Cola - Wild
Pepsi - Fun
Mountain Dew - Athletic

6. That person will have a crush on you after you re-post this

7. you will remember this person for the resr of your life

8.Your wish will come true by next week at this time

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Girlie Wisdom!

1. Not nessicary for smoogies....

2. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.

3. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

4. The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

5. The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.

6. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.

7. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

8. Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.

9. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my shorts.

10. Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!

11. Skinny people irritate me! Esp

97% of you won't post this!!! When Jesus died he was thinking of you!If you are one of the 3% who will stand up for him post this on your profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus Rocks!!!

42 Ways To Anoy Your Parents
1. Follow them around the house everywhere...
2. Moo when they say your name...
3. Run into walls...
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I?m a ret*rd"...
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time...
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make spagetti"...
10. Do what they actually tell you...
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...
13. At everything they say yell, Liar...
14. Try to swim in the floor...
15. Tap on their door all night...
16.Pretend to have amnesia.