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Im funny and play alot of sports. The first picture is of a family of dogs that look like my dog. The second is a soccer ball. The third is not one of my dogs but it was cute.

97% OF U WONT POST THIS!!!! When Jesus died on the cross he was thinking of you! If you are one of the 3% who will
stand up for him post this on your page

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, calling me DUMB won't make you SMART, calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, calling me UGLY won't make you BEAUTIFUL, calling me POOR won't make you RICH, so why bother

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15 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks whatyou're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!!" and push them behind a shelf





2- Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one









3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!!" once the cashier tells you the price




4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"




5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!"




6-start a fish stick fight




7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"




8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!! The british are coming!!!"




9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do




10-slip a bra and a lacey pink thong into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)




11-attempt to fly off a high shelf




12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store




13-whisper "I know your 'little secret'" to people in the checkout line




14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section




15-walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..."





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P retty
E xcellent
A wesome
C razy
E ducated


Coco cola went to town.
Dr.Pepper shot him down.
7 up came to fix him up.
So now we're drinking 7 up.
7 up got the flu.
So now we're drinking mountain due.
Mountain due fell off a mountain.
So now we're drinking from a fountain.
The fountain broke,Its no joke.
So now we're back to drinking coke.




A=HoT
B=LoVeS PpL
C=GoOd KiSsEr
D=makes ppl laugh
E=has gorgeous eyes
F=ppl wild and crazy adore you
G=very outgoing
H=easy to fall in love with
I=loves to smile
j=is really sweet
K=really silly
L=smile to die for
M=makes dateing fun
N=can kick the crud out of you
O=has one of the best personalities ever
P=popular with all types of ppl
Q=a hypocrite
R=good gurlfriend
S=cute
T=graet kisser
U=is very beautiful
V=not judgmental
W=nver brodminded
X=never let ppl tell you wat to do
Y=is loved by everyone
Z=can be fun but daumb at a time...
My family is great exept my sister she's mean
just kidding
and i have 1 dog and use to have 2 pet rats
(dont freak out there cute and dont bite)

MY SISTER ROCKS!!!!
Some times she can be so crazy, but she is nice and caring. She tells jokes all the time. and sometimes she can be a butt, but i love her all the same.My friends are amazing and i cant name them all. They have my back when i need them

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