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^Talk about a crazy chipmonk ^the 2nd picture is the othersiders on cartoonnetwork


















[color=blue][b]Now say the word COW After each word
1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - dummy
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look[/color]
[color=green]Now say the word COW before AND after each word.
1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - dummy
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look[/color]
[color=purple]Now read just the words upwards from the bottom.
1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4- Dummy
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10-look[/color][/b]


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im 11 years and have brown hair.






Shih-tzu's






^these arn't my dogs


THE MAIN COON CAT


^this is not my house







Missouri




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[b]Spell out yer N-A-M-E and see what it means.!
A: hot
B: loves people
C: good kisser
D: makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: people wild and crazy adore you
G: very outgoing
H: easy to fall in love with
I: loves to laugh and smile
J: is really sweet
K: really silly
L: smile to die for
M: makes dating fun
N: can kick the crud out of u
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: a hypocrite
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: cute
T: very good kisser
U: is very ual
V: not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: is loved by everyone
Z: can be funny and dumb at time[/b]








[color=blue][b]1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.

house 4 inches deep.[/color]

[color=red]2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with

roller blades, they can ignite.[/color]

[color=purple]3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a

crowded restaurant.[/color]

[color=orange]4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not

strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and

a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint

can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.[/color]

[color=brown]5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.

When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a

few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a

long way.[/color]

[color=green]6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a

baseball hit by a ceiling fan.[/color]

[color=lightgreen]7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's

already too late.[/color]

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

[color=blue]9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even

though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.[/color]

[color=red]10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-

year old Boy.[/color]

[color=purple]11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same

sentence.[/color]

12.) Super glue is forever.

[color=brown]13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you

still can't walk on water.[/color]

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

[color=lightgreen]15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV

commercials show they do.[/color]

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

[color=purple]19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys

do not like ovens. [/color]

[color=brown]20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response

time.[/color]

[color=green]21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make

earthworms dizzy.[/color]

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

[color=blue]24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their

friends, with or without kids. [/color][/b]I have a mom and dad and a sister(My sister is mnj9 :iny: And my twin brother jackrulz and a little brother jacktojack

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[b]TIPS:

g2g means got to go
lol means laugh out loud
u means you
2 means to dugh
4 means for dugh
brb means be right back
y means why
ur means u are[/b]


[b]All about me!!!!
Name:Jack522gmail (u have 2 be a good friend 2 know)
Fave color:Blue
Musice: POP
color of eyes:brown
AGE:11
PETS:DOGCAT
Birthday:May 13,1998
Grade:6th
Gender:Male(boy)
State:Missouri (maybe?)
Hair:Brown
Height:5ft 4in
Percings:none
Lefty or Righty:Righty
Single:yea[/b]




I have a cusin on here his user name is TNEF7 and my two neibhors are ihof and coolisme and one of my dad's friends girlfriend is softboiled.[/color]

oh and um Jewelbug is my friend


[b]|........|
|........| Put this on your
|........| page if you have
|......O| ever pushed a
|........| door that said pull[/b]


[color=blue][b]In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I
have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside. (the shoplifter special?).

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would
be how???....)[/color]

[color=red]On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's
"just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but
wouldn't this save me more time?)[/color]

[color=purple]On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery
after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of
construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with
head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this
because???....)[/color]

[color=darkgreen]On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now,
somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news
flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat
nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you
to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this
one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity
and send this to someone you want to bring a smile(maybe even a chukle[/color][/b]


The message above is copied from 8497kkf's profile and this message above is so funny ENJOY



RITA is the best monater EVER!!!! go 2 her if you need help she will have a answer.



Hello



[b]my friends:
8497kkf
inlovewittwilight
Kyle Mills
Alexis Asmus
Bailey Cairns
Tristan Rinikie
flykid1
Cory Nickleson[/b]



bold
[ b ]add me [ /b ]

underline
[ u ]add me [ /u ]

[i]italic[i/]
[ i ]add me [ /i ]

[Dont put spaces used in example]

to make a iny do this :iny
to make a smilie face do this
[do not put in spaces]
i Hope this helped you


[b]Pick the month u were born
January=killed a
Febuary=kissed a
March=jumped on a
Apirl=jumped over a
May=turned in to a
June=baught a
July=fired a
Augest=sold
September=kidnaped a
October=shot a
November=kicked a
December=punched


[color=orange]Pick the day u were born:
1=ur house
2=hobo
3=cow
4=teacher
5=horse
7=ur mom
8=dog
9=ur house
10=bucket
11=police man
12=house
13=vampire
14=frog
15=fish
16=friend
17=pig
18=everything
19=penguin
20=cat
21=wearwolf [/color]
[color=blue]22=j erk
23=horse
24=computer
25=dog
26=pet
27=fish
28=kid
29=alien
30=big foot
31=hogzilla [/color][/b]






[b]Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
blue-----------Because Im a Warewolf
green--------because I think I need some serious help.
purple--------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
orange-------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself

HERE ARE ALL THE MONERATORS ON SMOOGIES

moderators:

Super moderators

jake
ratel
rickele18
Rita
Stuart

moderators

ChrisBrown
fizzle2626
flutterbybea
furries
HappyChick
hopper
Jessica
Lieverdje
Luvablegeek
Mellissa
oobi
Pippa
Safari
Smoogies
SportyGalz
stumpmanx
The Coolest Mom [/b]






.[b] Pick your favorite color out of the following:
Red,
Orange,
Yellow,
Green,
Blue,
Purple,

2. Pick your favorite animal out of the following:
Cat,
Dog,
Fish,
Snake,
Parrot,
Mouse,

3. Pick your desired honeymoon spot:
Hawaii,
New York,
East Africa,
Spain,
Montana,

4. Pick your favorite instrument:
Violin,
Piano,
Electric Guitar,
Drums,

5. Pick your favorite soft drink:
Dr. Pepper,
Sprite,
Coca Cola,
Pepsi,
Mountain Dew.

[color=blue]6. Name A. Person Of The Opposite gender that you know...

7. Name A. Person Of The Same gender that you know...

8. The Time Now.....

9. Your Age

10. You don't have to write it down, but make a WISH and then scroll down![/color]







HERE ARE THE ANSWERS!

1. Red - Adventurous
Orange - Fun normal
Yellow - Sweet caring
Green - Wacky unscene
Blue - Romantic youthful
Purple - Mysterious royal

2. Cat - Feminine tasteful
Dog - Loving caring
Fish - Boring frail
Snake - Boyish wild
Parrot - Annoying jittery
Mouse - Brainy various[/color]

3. Hawaii - Romantic flirty
New York - Busy little time for a honey moon
East Africa - Curious loves wild life and danger
Spain - Mysterious loves spanish hotties
Montana - Country Girl/Boy montianous

4. Violin - Intellectual smart
Piano - Popular broken heart
Electric Guitar - Wacky rock and rollish
Drums - Wild out going

5. Dr. Pepper - Popular talks a lot
Sprite - Wacky never stops
Coca Cola - Wild hyper
Pepsi - Fun leader like average
color=green]Mountain Dew [/color]- Athletic doesn't like to sleep goofy

[color=blue]6. That person will have a crush on you after you paste this on your profile !

7. That person will become your enemy if you don't paste this on your profile!

8. it goes with step 9.

9. how many minutes you have until the wish will come true if you posted those on ur profile.

10. you do what it says to do above and ur wish will come true![/color][/b]

[color=green][b]42 WaYs ToO dRiVe YoUr PaReNtS cRaZy
1.Follow them around the house
2.Moo every two minutes
3.Run into walls
4.Stare into the tolit and say someone did't flush
5.Stand over them and say good morning sunshine
6.Pluck somones hair out and say DNA
7.Pretend to go too the bathroom everywhere
8.Have 20 imaginary friends and talk to ALL of them at the same time
9.In public yell No mom/dad I will not make spagetti
10.Do what they actually tell you
11.jump of the roof trying to fly
12.Hold their hand and say I see dead people
13.At everything they say yell liar
14.Swin on the floor
15.Sing BADLY at night when they have to work
16.Pretend you have amnesia
17.Say everything backwards
18.Give yourself a swirly
19.Put a light shade on your head and yell at the tip of your lungs yelling the sun its dying
20.sing at the top of your lungs in your underwear
21.Don't wear underwear
22.Snort loudly when you laugh and laugh ever harder
23.Run in circles
24.Recite a hole movie three times
25.Pretend to beat yourself up
26.Slither everywhere
27.Always unplug or turn off the things they are cooking
28.Drink out of the glass the wrong way
29.Super glue your finger up your nose
30.Tlk to a pen
31.Pretend too be a Fire alarm
32.Try to climb the wall
33.Put wet water on the carpet and blame it on yourself
34.Put your icecream on your head and say Im a lovey livey unicorn
35.Put pegs on your nose and eyes
36.Swithch the lights off and on for a few minutes and then say ohhhhhh I get it
37.Eat your hair
38.Start a food fight with company
39.Eat anything obviouly not edible
40.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house
41.When you are in the bath or shower yell "Im drowning help!!"
42.try to swim in the fish tank [/color][/b]


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